2008-New Logo: Lyrics

Code 3

I’m going Code 3 on the Hershey highway

I’ll put you in a collar gonna do it my way

I’m strappin’ you down,  cutting off your clothes

Gonna lube my tube, put it in your nose

Goin’ Code 3 , Goin’ Lights and sirens

Code 3 Crashin’ Through Behymens

Code 3 baby can’t you see

it’s a love emergency

1 2 3 4

Established access and my fluids are running

I got a big bolus and you know it’s coming

You’re leaking fluids all over my stretcher

I’m wearing no glove ’cause it feels better

Goin’ Code 3 , Goin’ Lights and sirens

Code 3 Crashin’ Through Behymens

Code 3 baby can’t you see

it’s a love emergency

1 2 3 4

Fig Plucker

I’m not a fig plucker

I’m a fig plucker’s son

and I’ll keep plucking figs

’till the fig plucking’s done

fig plucker

fig plucker

I’m not a fig plucker

I’m a fig plucker’s son

and I’ll keep plucking figs

’till the fig plucking’s done

fig plucker

fig plucker

fig plucker

fig plucker

fig plucker

fig plucker

go go go go

go go go go

go go go

fig plucker

fig plucker

fig plucker

fig plucker

fig plucker

go go go go

go go go go

go go go

fig plucker

I’m Your Head

You lift my up on your shoulder

you turn me around

you give me eyes to see

you put makeup on me

I’m Your Head

sometimes my hair is red

I’m Your Head

If you lose me you’ll be dead

I’m Your Head

That’s what I said

I’m Your Head

If you lose me you’ll be dead

I run the show

I look to the sky

I have feelings

I can cry

I’m Your Head

If you lose me you’ll be dead

I’m Your Head

you use me to give me to give head

I’m Your Head

that’s what I said

If you lose me you’ll be dead

I’m Your Head

I’m Your Head

I’m Your Head

I’m Your Head

I’m Your Head

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

was an upstanding member of society

got some superpowers

from smoking he weed

try some, kids

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

deflect small arms fire

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

detect a liar

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

gonja now fuels his great power

found a cure for cancer in just an hour

smoked so much green he could see the future

he’s the admiral of the Rostafarian Space Navy

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

Roast fish on cornbread

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

superhuman brain pulses in his head

P. ‘Scratch’ Larry

he can explode your brain with his mind

or our mind with his brain

you decide

so toke up kids and be like P

Red Rocket

Staying hidden

until it’s bidden

see the nasty cucumber

all the bitches like it

slip you the crayon too

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Gaining power

by the hour

and you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

this puppy’s hung

and just like his tongue

his red rocket’s pink and wet

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Red Rocket

Dog Cock it

Spray Your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

On the belly or on the back

in the face or in the hair

on the chest or in the sheets

spray your shorties everywhere

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

spill your seed upon the ground

make Onan’s crime your own

spill it on your favorite friend

ir spill it on the ancient stone

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

On the wall or down the side

pillowcase or the duvet

Dirty Shirt or maybe a sock

it’s there to take your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Spray, Spray your DNA

Thundercock

My thunderhead is rising

get ready for the lightning

this ain’t no flash in the pants

the storm is getting bigger

and I’m gonna pull the trigger

to consummate our whirlwind romance

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s huge and it’s moist

and you’ve got no choice

you’ve got to take this high-pressure mass

in the hurricane’s eye

between your thighs

Thundercock is ready to blast

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s time to rock with Thundercock

It’s

We Like Cheese

This is a song about cheese

All different kinds of cheese

and you can’t redo a song about cheese

’cause it’s about cheese

Emmental

Roquefort

bleu

head

cream

cottage

gouda

fromunda

camembert

swiss

cheddar

mozzarella

Parmaggiano-Reggiano

Limburger

Edam

German butter

Romano

Ricotta

Gorgonzola

Monterey Jack

and Monterey Jack

and Monterey Jack

and Monterey Jack

We Like Cheese

3-Legged Dog

I’m goin’ downtown

Gonna see my gal

gonna sing her this song

gonna show her my ding-ong

gonna drive her home

then I’m gonna leave

pick up my other gal

in my Mercedes

Back to the Bayou

Where it’s stinky and Hot

stop by the side of the road

and take a squat

that’s when the rotten Gater

came to bite my ass

That’s when out of the car

jumped my little dog named Cash

fought with the gater

but he lost his leg

turned him damn mean

now he don’t beg

just takes

Mean rotten dirty rotten filthy bastard three-legged dog